February 2012
252 posts
brb, gonna go eat my feelings in fried chicken!
January 2012
101 posts
It’s always hilarious when you try to explain double-tonging to a non-musician. They usually think it’s something sexual.
Rossini, why must you make my tongue hurt?
I don’t understand. Why am I wheezing?
The greatest feeling in the world is when you realize just how much you have improved as a musician in a short amount of time. It’s a slow process and tedious process, but as long as I can stay positive and continue to work hard, I can do anything.
…talent means nothing, while experience, acquired in humility and with hard...
– Patrick Süskind, Perfume: The Story of a Murderer (via pavorst)
You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the...
– The Picture of Dorian Gray, Oscar Wilde (via tenderskin)
I always wondered why I look better in front of...
wowfunniestposts:
Actually it’s because you are more used to seeing your face in the mirror (reflected). As all faces are slightly asymmetrical it looks different when you see yourself in a photo because your face is unreflected.
Other people always see your face as you see it in photos, so they’re used to it looking that way. This explains why your friends think you look better in photos...
I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.
– John green (via fallenfordarrencriss)
Love is a form of prejudice. You love what you need, you love what makes you...
– Charles Bukowski (via francescamay)